Some jokes may contain material not suitable for younger viewers
haha I love that
It's hard to get jokes because most that I find are popsicle stick jokes
you know.... the incredibly lame jokes on popsicle sticks
On to the jokes...
Random Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!!!
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree
What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinosaurus
Eliphino
What do you find in a clean nose?
Fingerprints
The one that started it all
Sick as heck but it'll keep you laughing
The Poopie List
Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but
there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the
toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it
still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between
your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and
you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you
have to Poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so
much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a
long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid
marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're
afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with
the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to
Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you
would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of
your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out
your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are
sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet
even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray
that a shake or two will cut it loose.
